I ain't dumb
"I have 4 or 5 of these. Every bike. Every bike needs one. This convenient tool solves 90% of whatever trailside hoohaw may strike. Adjust your saddle height. Tighten your brake perch. Whatever. Now, whichever pack I happen to grab for my next ride (or whichever bike!), I don't have to worry about remembering a multi-tool. Cuz there's always one with me -- via EDC Lite. THAT'S what I'm talkin' about, Babies!"